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(765): View more from Indiana

he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.

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(765): he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time. http://tfl.nu/3wkx

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(760): View more from California

the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows

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i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal

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(760): the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows (1-760): i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal http://tfl.nu/0c7c

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray

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(306): I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray http://tfl.nu/enz4

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(720): View more from Colorado

Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.

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Some perfection is debatable.

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(720): Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday. (303): Some perfection is debatable. http://tfl.nu/oliz

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(406): View more from Montana

I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.

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(406): I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing. http://tfl.nu/w8ww

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(973): i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me http://tfl.nu/lmdm

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(+82): View more from South Korea

Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.

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(+82): Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too. http://tfl.nu/v8p8

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.

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(901): She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab. http://tfl.nu/iean

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(513): View more from Ohio

I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.

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(513): I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda. http://tfl.nu/j95t

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now

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(662): I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now http://tfl.nu/5831

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(416): View more from Toronto

I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning

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(416): I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning http://tfl.nu/fy90

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.

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(604): The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her. http://tfl.nu/woml

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(206): View more from Washington

You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke

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(206): You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke http://tfl.nu/er3q

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(609): View more from New Jersey

First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0

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GET HOME NOW

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Oh shit

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(609): First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0 (609): GET HOME NOW (1-609): Oh shit http://tfl.nu/ad19

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(785): View more from Kansas

I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.

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(785): I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright. http://tfl.nu/s51t

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