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  I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.

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• (916): View more from California

  I'm back here naked if anyones wondering

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...

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