I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...