Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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