You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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