Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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