go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
only if we run a train.
done.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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