Dude i fell asleep inside of her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria