I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..