Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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