And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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