did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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