Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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