that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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