bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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