Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Im part way to drunk.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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