Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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