I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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