it hurts more in the daytime
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
