I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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