She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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