I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
