But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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