I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
