Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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