I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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