I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize