I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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