he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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