Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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