i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
