Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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