I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Randomize
