how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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