My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Boobs are out for the taking
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
