goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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