a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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