office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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