i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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