he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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