she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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