If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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