S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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