Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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