Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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