yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we're making bets on your personal life
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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