Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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