Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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