Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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