I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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