there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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