Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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