Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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