Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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