It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize