The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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