Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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