You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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