Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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