Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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