I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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